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 Marriage (Part I)

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

• 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
• I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
• I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:

'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

 

'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone

that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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